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So many times we've heard the adage that having kids will change your life. Now my wife Bea and I are ready to find out. We're welcoming a new member into our family, a son we plan on naming Matthew, but once he comes out, who knows, maybe we'll name him Dweezil.

Follow us on our exciting adventures as we hit the sack at 8 p.m. to try to get some sleep and then wake up at 10 p.m., midnight, 2 a.m., 4 a.m. and 6 a.m. to feed the baby and change his diaper. Oh, this is going to be great!

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Baby strangling stations in San Jose

So I'm in San Jose, Calif. for a few days for work, staying at The Fairmont, which is a nice hotel. This morning I had to use their lobby restroom and noticed this picture attached to the handicapped stall:

First off, it has always seemed kind of weird to me that the forces-to-be decided that baby changing stations -- which basically consist of a fold-down piece of plastic from the wall -- should be made available inside bathroom stalls. Why not in the bathroom, but a little farther away from the toilet and all its various germs?

Now take a look at the picture. Maybe this is the universal symbol for a baby changing station, but to me, it doesn't look like this adult is about to change a diaper. It looks like he's about to strangle his child. Look, you can even see that the baby knows what's coming, as he has his feet up and bent as if he's going to try to kick mommy/daddy away because, like the rest of us, he doesn't like getting strangled.

By the way, I can't really think of a better picture to symbolize a baby changing station. Maybe the baby could be laying down flat with the parent behind him. I don't know. Just please get rid of this choking symbol.

Mark Fontecchio

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by Blake Schnitkey
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1 year 12 weeks ago · link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! AWESOME!!!

by Kayla Webley
1 points
1 year 12 weeks ago · link

Never would have noticed this on my own, but yep, definitely looks like strangling.. not even a question! Hilarious!

by Matt * 1 points 1 year 12 weeks ago · link

Awesomeness. I knew you'd get at least one good blog post out of SHARE.

by The Citizen
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1 year 12 weeks ago · link

by gavelect
1 points
1 year 1 week ago · link

Very funny, There is signs like that in the Hotel in Nottingham that I work at but never looked at them that way, I can see me having a laugh at work with this, cheers.

by Robb * 1 points 1 year 1 week ago · link

That's hilarious. I never noticed how much that sign looks like a parent is about to lose it. Another sign that's funny is at (http://onewisemedia.com/donate-real-estate/)

by Texas Real Estate * 1 points 1 year 1 day ago · link

glad I'm not the only one who has thought of this. I think a better pic would be just a diaper with a pin through it type deal.

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So many times we've heard the adage that having kids will change your life. Now my wife Bea and I are ready to find out. We're welcoming a new member into our family, a son we plan on naming Matthew, but once he comes out, who knows, maybe we'll name him Dweezil.

Follow us on our exciting adventures as we hit the sack at 8 p.m. to try to get some sleep and then wake up at 10 p.m., midnight, 2 a.m., 4 a.m. and 6 a.m. to feed the baby and change his diaper. Oh, this is going to be great!

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