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This is without a doubt the creepiest, ickiest, funniest site I've come across in some time. Warning, music plays upon clicking the link. Slightly NSFW.
Creepy Chicago: Turtle and Puppet are Chicago's top male midget strippers
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I voted this up, but I'm not sure I want my name attached to it.
Why do they talk like chipmunks in their videos?
Also, the commish may or may not have clicked over to look at some of the other "dancers" on the site. Not confirming or denying. Just sayin'.
Thanks for the Discussion about our VENIDGETS. Puppet & Turtle are Great guys and True Performers and Entertainers - these guys entertain at a variety of venues and specifically for VenusDancers.com as Bachelorette Party dancers. Their show isn't for everyone, but if you are a Bachelorette or B-day girl looking to do something different and exciting that all the girls will be talking about for years to come, then these two Little Men are a BIG HIT!
Muahaha. I wonder why he's called "Turtle". Maybe I will attend a strip show and find out :o)
Thanks for the Discussion about our VENIDGETS. Puppet & Turtle are Great guys and True Performers and Entertainers - these guys entertain at a variety of venues and specifically for VenusDancers.com as Bachelorette Party dancers. Their show isn't for everyone, but if you are a Bachelorette or B-day girl looking to do something different and exciting that all the girls will be talking about for years to come, then these two Little Men are a BIG HIT!
My mind just went into the trash with that comment. Thanks a lot!
Who would actually hire these guys?
Do you really want to know? I'm not so sure that I would.
Oh, I know who would. My friend is going to have one hell of a birthday next year.
A midget bachelorette party, silly!
Thanks, I think.
are they a midget stripping tag team?
Looks like it.
Update: I just e-mailed the company with the link to this thread. maybe they'll drop by to say "hi."
You really know how to class up a joint!
Turning Windy Citizen in to a 3 ring circus, ChicagoBankerMan?
I do what I can!
Wow, "Puppet" has been around the Chicago scene for quite awhile. He was on Mancow's show 10 years ago, and seems to have done everything from midget toss to pro wrestling to playing in a nümetal band.
I did not know that. Looks like his site is over at http://www.gotmidgets.com/
I'm kind of sad now.
Wow, thanks for, uh, broadening my cultural horizons. ;-)
I'm just... um... huh?
My sentiments exactly, mobilevulgas!
I know, right?
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