Get a free account to post and vote Log in
Popular Latest Leaders Submit New+
Post on Facebook: Facebook it
Share this on Twitter: Tweet this story   Ask for votes!
Short link: http://windycitizen.com/wdl7

Riding the CTA with a "Leg Spreader" next to you

15
tamalechica.blogspot.com - 503 views    bury it

All of us gals know the type, they are ungentlemenly guys who insist on smashing their legs right into ours, pressing their legs against ours in the way that only our boyfriends should be doing.

Sign Up or Sign In to vote for this story or Read more »

3 comments ↓ What's your take? Post a comment below:

Comments

adelle77 27 weeks 1 hour ago
+
1
Clout

Upvoted! Down with leg spreaders!

Best bit:

I decided that if Mr. Leg Spreader had no qualms about shoving his legs into mine and into my sitting space, I'd have no qualms about using his leg as a table. I plopped my book bag on his thigh, which technically was where my leg was supposed to be anyway, grabbed my fold-up umbrella and proceeded to jam it as hard as I could into his leg.

I love you, Tamale.

Tamale Chica 27 weeks 1 hour ago
+
1
Clout

He's lucky I didn't have my mother's antique hat pin with me!

When I used to wear high heels, I'd just cross my legs and spike the offending calf, which would result in the entire leg magically relocating.

qstrian 18 weeks 8 hours ago
+
1
Clout

Gone, but not forgotten?

Connect, Sign Up or Log In to discuss this story.
By Tamale Chica 27 weeks ago

Chicagoans who voted up this post

  • Tamale Chica
  • adelle77
  • TheCitizen
  • Koji
  • Nelson
  • John Kristoff
  • danielhonigman
  • Justin
  • MTal1960
  • Frank
  • AndreFrancisco
  • kristenthometz
  • whet
  • rhes
  • BradFlora
  • onedrunkenpoet
  • alohagirl
  • Justin Hoffman
  • pybarry
  • rachelleb

More from Tamale Chica


© Windy Citizen About Blog Tools Content Policy Terms of Service Privacy Contact Us RSS/Subscribe Advertise