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Aeverybody knows -- including your dad, your grandpa, and your great grandpa -- Chicago has always known how to scare up some discreet and naughty fun for visitors. Whether it's dinner or drinks or the chrome pole circuit, or even cracking hippie skulls with nightsticks, Chicago has always gone that extra mile to make your stay here fun and enjoyable.
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This, too, is an instant WC classic. Paul, how'd you find this?
Iowahawk is one of my must reads. He's a genius at political satire, and also happens to come across some really interesting Chicago stuff from time to time.
Great find. Bookmarked.
all kinds of awesome.