I think the title speaks for itself. Hopefully this can be an entertaining distraction for someone out there.

Chicago north suburban-based Abbott Laboratories has drawn a flag on the marketing field for its promotion of its bipolar disorder & epilepsy treatment drug--Depakote. Desparate acts in the face of declining market share or trumped up government concerns?

Fielding enough candidates to suit up two basketball teams, Democrats may need a cub reporter's lust for a great news story to retake the Governor's mansion, so opines Chicago Sun Times columnist Carol Marin.

Franchezka Velez, 21 had returned from a deployment in Iraq. She was to return to Chicago with the news she was pregnant. But Velez was mortally wounded in the rampage of fellow U.S. Army soldier Nidal Malik Hasan. Also among Hasan's 13 murdered victims was 21-year-old Bowlingbrook Army soldier Michael Pearson.

Dunkin' Donuts will begin selling six items for 99 cents on Monday in the Chicago area as it competes with McDonald's Corp. for eaters looking for cheap breakfast.

Chicago - Federal authorities said Friday they believe the person responsible for robbing a River North bank Thursday afternoon is the Citibank Bandit -- already wanted for seven bank robberies and one attempted robbery in the past eight months.