Hey Chicago - Fill that aching void in your life with some do-gooderism. Why? Because it’s probably better for you than Project Runway, World of Warcraft or huffing Cheeze Whiz.

Usher for Blue Man Group [1]! ‘Nuff said!

ESL Tutors Needed [2] - No second language required! (McKinley Park)

Big brains needed for science shtuff [3] - Help teach the public about SCIENCE. Join a website, marketing or other committee and get your edjamacation on! (Monk’s Pub, 205 W. Lake St. Chicago Loop)

Help with modeling and get a FREE bob haircut [4] – Uncle Festers need not apply. (Lakeview)

Spring clean a YMCA [5] – This weekend only! Unless your are some sort of person with an ivory tower stuck up their rear, you probably have a soft spot for the excellent community programming put out by YMCAs. So get on it! (Chicago)

Get paid for your irresponsible drug habit [6]! –If you use or abuse Ritalin, your downward spiral might be worth some $$$ to some scientician.