“Free stuff” [1] - A fine section of Craigslist that may actually yield used gold. It’s so interesting the types of things that people somehow acquire and yet have no use for – used palettes, print paper, women’s medium jeans. Why a lot of this stuff isn’t donated to the Salvation Army or the like I’ll never know. Strong backs recommended.

Free pool table [2]– balls and sticks. Shark not included.

Barbie accessories [3] – Barbie sold separately.

Clawfoot bathtub – “Looks usable” translates into “let your mother-in-law try it first.”
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/zip/585232046.html [4]

Free haircut [5] at Sine Qua Non Salon. For advanced student class, so ask to see a student ID.

Adobe Illustrator 7.0 for Mac [6] – Hey, this guy will even mail it to you!

Free reflexology [7] sessions – Chillax!

Steel cage [8] – For gnome-size steel cage matches.

Fancy Feast [9] cat food leftover from picky cat